kate: “what the hell is so special about scott mccall?”
me: *breaks out power point and twenty page thesis statement*
Hi, I’m Darren. I like beaches, sushi, and small animals who are nice.
*1/4 through a fanfic* wait i’ve read this before
*2/4 through a fanfic* lol no i haven’t wtf is hapenning
* 3/4 through fanfic* OMG I’VE READ THIS BEFORE
GOOGLE TELLS YOU HOBBIT MEAL TIMES I’M SCREAMING
girls don’t want boys girls want a better storyline for lydia martin