E: The best rumor you’ve heard about you
haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
*shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
*eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this
you just want everything to be gay
I’m not an asshole. I am actually one of the nicest people you will ever meet. you are just pissed because I can see through your bullshit.